" Willy Wonka had something going when he invented the everlasting gobstopper, he had me going for a while. The weirdest thing happen this week I really think flossing is deadly. Apparently blogging takes two hands, same as picking your nose and signing your checkbook at the same time.
Tennis is very interesting that the net in the middle has never caught anything... nothing I would eat at least. Big people should be called giants I think... Why are some sandwiches called subs did they invent them underwater? What if every ones last name was first and their middle name was last and no one had first names at all....doesn't that just blow you mind.... What if your thumb was on your feet... and your big toe one your hands... suddenly we would have let monkeys back in the game.... Coke never had cocaine in it, urban legend."
The Following I could be considered Irresponsible blogging... let us pray that such blogging will soon be outlawed. Crazy ramblings of bored house wifes must be stopped Women with nothing better to do can soon be a thing of the past....
The following New bands I give you for you careful consideration...check out my play list for the following:
Akaline Trio "help me"
Tokyo Police Club " tessellate"
Kasabian "Empire"
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You portion in red offends me a little! I have never heard a bored housewife ramble in her blog the way you just did!! Was that sarcastic? I'm caompletely weirded out by you right now and I am your wife!
It just goes to show what our husbands think. I'm definitely not bored. I don't think I'm ever bored. I have too much to do to be bored. Blogging is a tad bit of me time which yes we all do deserve here and there but if it consumes your world then perhaps it should be monitored. I still think you are hilarious. I'm not offended but I want all the world to know that "I'M NOT BORED" I did the all caps just for you because I like to. :)
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